Intunecatii Tarabostes

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2008-02-20T12:51:00.002+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:

Eminent Domain: Inherent Right Or Daylight Robbery?
The Issue

A furious debate over eminent domain, or compulsory purchase, the government's right to take a citizen's private property without permission, has erupted after the government evicted hundreds of people from their homes to make way for a new shopping complex and a bypass.

The Debate

1. "Eminent Domain? More like outright theft!" cries Freddy Love, whose house was bulldozed. "They took away my home! I have to move everything in my life somewhere else because of the whims of some fruitcake city planner? It's lunacy! This blatant power abuse mustn't be allowed to continue. The government should require explicit permission before taking private property!"

2. "You can't be serious," objects Falala Steele, a city planner. "You've got to have bypasses. Eminent domain's essential! Without it we'd actually have to pay for the property we were steali- ah- expropriating and that would mean lots of boring paperwork and be much more expensive. If we really need to build something, say a bypass to ease congestion, do you really want that to be stopped because one person says no? We need eminent domain to let Tarabostes make progress. In fact we could cut costs even more if we didn't have to pay compensation..."

3. "I do believe we should retain our right to eminent domain," says Lars Chicago, your Minister of Miscellaneous Amenities. "But to use it for private industry is just immoral and corrupting. We really ought to only use eminent domain for the purpose of building public utilities like hospitals, schools, and carparks."
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We Need Cash, Sharpish, Say Librarians.
The Issue

Ailing libraries have appealed to the government for a much-needed injection of funds.

The Debate

1. "Our libraries are in a dreadful state," says distressed librarian, Roxanne Chicago. "This year we had to cancel our subscription to 'Playboy' and over half of our shelves are stacked with pamphlets from the Pizzeria across the road. We need more books and better standards. If there were more perks in this job then maybe we'd get some decent employees! If it needs a whole lot of government funds to pay for it all then so be it!"

2. "Now hold it right there!" says manager of the local MEGA-BOOKS store, Prudence Mombota. "I employ twenty-four people and we are dependent upon people paying us money to buy books, magazines and newspapers from my store. How can you even think about giving our tax forlorns to these people so they can put us out of business? 'Course poor people won't be able to afford our wares but they'd only use them for fires or somethin'. Let our libraries die."

3. "I'm all for giving our libraries more money," says Education Minister, Violet Wong. "But we certainly shouldn't just let them spend it however they please. We need an elected board to oversee all purchases and acquisitions made by our library system, promoting educational literature and keeping out smut. That way we can keep nudity out of the hands of children. We can make sure none of those political satires and newspapers that insult our government affect the weak-minded amongst us too. Then our libraries will be something to be proud of."
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4. "Great Scot! I've got it!" exclaims Zeke Jong-Il, your science advisor. "Why do we need these brick and mortar buildings anyway? Let's just scan all these books, newspapers and magazines onto the internet and then we can fire all those expensive librarians with their pensions and healthcare benefits. Think of the money we'd save if we didn't have to print everything! Sure it'll be tough on the librarians and those with no computers but hey, this is the future and they are the past."

Secret Police In Tarabostes?
The Issue

Anarchists have been covertly putting up anti-government posters all over Tarabostes. Some of your closest advisors have suggested the implementation of a secret police force to deal with the more... difficult members of society.

The Debate

1. "Sometimes a government has got to deal with something without having to go through the 'proper channels'," says May Dredd, who does not exist within any of Tarabostes's records. "It happens sometimes and we have to deal with it. It's not just anarchists either - it's the terrorists, the criminals, the traitors, and the goddamn hippies. With a secret police we can arrest the troublemakers and torture them to find other dissenters without having to worry about fiddly matters like human rights."
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2. "Don't listen to that idiot!" whispers Tobias Jefferson, one of your more guilt-ridden henchpersons. "I don't know how you feel about this but I think this would be a bad path for our government to go down. Tarabostes shouldn't resort to deceit and off-the-record brutality to put away people. A secret police force would ruin our fine nation. It's time our government was candid with its people and let them say what they want!"

3. "Or how about we be candid AND have a secret police force," says Hack Love your head spy from behind a newspaper with eyeholes cut out. "We could just reassign all the normal police into secret police. The beauty of it is that we won't have to bother solving crimes if it doesn't benefit the government! It's what we've always wanted! Not what the people want of course, but if they complain we can just make them... disappear."

Nobody Expects The Tarabostes Inquisition!
The Issue

Some key figures of Tarabostes's major religious groups have requested government sponsorship for the institution of an inquisition to try heretics and blasphemers.

The Debate

1. Cardinal Mortimer Gratwick, Archbishop of Tarabostes's capital, demands you kiss his ring before telling you, "the Church encourages the formation of an Inquisition. However, it will only be to try those in error and put them on the right track to holiness; you needn't worry about those nasty thumb-screws and we haven't had a rack in ages, so we won't be torturing people. Of course, in order to bring this noble plan into effect, the Holy Office must have jurisdiction over the civil courts."

2. "This is bloody outrageous!" screams Chastity Thiesen, head of the nation's most important civil liberties movement, People for the Ethical Treatment of Everything, while jumping up and down in front of a television camera. "These damn ultra-conservatives will plunge us all into chaos! Tarabostes can never have an Inquisition! Everyone should have the right to think, say, believe, etc, whatever the damn they please. When was the last time you released a dove on a monthly basis? Huh? HUH?! That's what I thought! It's time to move beyond these primitive beliefs!"
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3. "The people of Tarabostes need more than an Inquisition," pronounces Buffy Steele, known fundamentalist tele-preacher, who pauses hawking the complete DVD collection to make some demands. "We must persecute all those who do not live according to the Book! The Lord has told me that the time has arrived to bring back the good old days! Back when we didn't have all these touchy-feely, fuzzy-headed punishments. Prison? Ha! Like that's a punishment! Stick those heathens in the stocks, or even better: bring back stonings! It'll bring us into a new golden age!"

Sacramental Tax Time?
The Issue

Secularists have been urging for the government to impose an income tax on religious organizations in Tarabostes for some time now, and the issue has finally made it's way to the upper levels of the government.

The Debate

1. Self-appointed civil rights spokesman Bill Licorish declares, "Churches are business organizations with a large income. It's unfair that they don't have to pay the same taxes that everyone else does. If they really do spend on any money on charity, let them write it off as a deduction just like corporations do. There's no reason that so-called clergy should be chauffeured around in limos tax-free, when we desperately need funds for public works."
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2. "Freedom of conscience is foremost among liberties," says Reverend Tobias Hamilton. "Churches have been exempted from taxation because it is wrong for the government to infringe on the right of people to worship as they please, and that includes charging them for the right to worship. Besides, churches are non-profit organizations that put all their funds back into the community."

3. The Honorable Max Falopian, Minister of Minding Other People's Business, has an idea: "This religion thing is such a great racket, why don't we make it a government monopoly? We'll ban all religions except the Church of Tarabostes, and make attendance and donations compulsory. I'll start writing the Holy Scriptures right away!"

Carele va sa zica

2008-02-20T12:49:00.000+02:00

The Federation of Tarabostes
"Assimilation by preparation"

UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Romania

Regional Influence: Truckler
Tarabostes is a UN Member

The Federation of Tarabostes is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 418 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 100%. A large private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, school uniforms are compulsory, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the forlorn.

Tarabostes is ranked 21st in the region and 14,967th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department.

United Nations Activity
Endorsements Received: 9 (Istrians, Ulpia Sarmisegetuza, Lizuca, Poliarchy, Negru-Voda, Los Santos - Excelsior, Imperatorium, Brailaa, Triajnon)

Se-ncinge treaba

2008-02-18T01:34:00.002+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:

Power Problems Need Bright Solution
The Issue

The oldest power station in Tarabostes suffered a catastrophic failure last night, plunging a third of Tarabostes's national power supply grid into darkness. There is no debate that it needs to be replaced, but the question is with what?

The Debate

1. "The solution is clear," says environmental activist Prudence O'Bannon. "Wind turbines and solar power stations are the cleanest there are. We must switch power production to forms of renewable energy, that will never run out. The only minor problems are that wind farms will take up a great deal of space and of course we can't exactly rely on the weather. It isn't as though we control it. But think of how much healthier people will be without all that pollution!"
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2. "Wind power? Solar collectors? Bah! Have you ever wondered when the least amount of strain is placed on the national grid? WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING!" exclaims Southern Tarabostes Electra official Akira Steele. "We need power under our control, and cheaply. Coal has been the cheapest and most abundant power source for ages. We don't need this airy fairy wind malarky when we have cheap and reliable power available for all. True, pollution will be a bit on the heavy side but I'm sure that's only a minor problem, with how well funded our health system is!"

3. "Now the way I see it is that it's either green, expensive, and sprawling; or compact, polluting and cheap. Wouldn't it be nice if we had the best of both worlds? Well, we can!" claims fission technician Buffy Mombota. "Nuclear power is reliable, clean, and although it isn't cheap, it won't break the bank. There is a risk of deadly meltdown, but this is relatively small, and the only people who could be against this are anti-nuclear protesters, but what do we care about those tree-hugging hippies?"

Spare The Rod, Demand Welfare Activists
The Issue

The Tarabostes S.P.C.C. has launched a fresh campaign to stop parents from smacking their children. They demand that the government introduce laws to ban this form of 'corporal punishment'.

The Debate

1. Child Psychiatrist, Dr. Calvin Hendrikson, speaks at a press conference on the matter: "Parents and teachers must realise that smacking children increases aggressiveness, lowers their self-esteem, and can cause long-term emotional trauma! How can anybody think that it is anything but child abuse? Parents who resort to smacking their children are obviously unfit to be parents at all! We must ban this horrible practice at once!"

2. "What are these lunatics on about?!" yells Johann Licorish, a concerned parent. "Smacking children has been an effective form of punishment since the dawn of mankind! Outlaw it and I guarantee you the next generation will be a disorderly disaster! Children need, nay CRAVE discipline! Sometimes the only language they understand is the cane, and the government has to respect that!"
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Road Rage Rampage
The Issue

Due to the ever-increasing traffic on Tarabostes's highways, commuter tempers are flaring, leading to an increase in road rage related accidents. A recent case in which a very impatient driver attacked and seriously injured a slow driver has brought the subject rapidly to the highest levels of the government.

The Debate

1. "The problem is that our highway system is sorely in need of an overhaul," claims social commentator George W. Wong. "Tarabostes's highways were constructed with a far smaller number of cars in mind, and we've exceeded that traffic load by a substantial amount, resulting in traffic jams. Traffic jams lead to impatience, impatience leads to anger, anger leads to road rage, and road rage leads to violence. We need to expand the freeway system by adding more lanes to relieve the traffic congestion."

2. "You add new lanes, even MORE people will drive, putting us right back at square one!" counters Peggy Thiesen of Tarabostes's public transportation committee. "Instead of throwing tons of money at a short-term solution, why not spend it on improving bus and rail service and encouraging carpooling? Oh, and get more highway patrol officers to crack down on these violent drivers who pose safety threats to the rest of us."
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3. "*BLEEP!* that *BLEEP!*" Catherine Gratwick yells at the top of her lungs from the window of her very large pickup truck with a gun rack mounted in the rear window. "The government should just *BLEEP!*ing stay out of our daily *BLEEP!*ing drive! They ought to let us *BLEEP!*ing rushed businesspeople go about our daily *BLEEP!*ing business, no matter what *BLEEP!*ing measures we have to take to get to *BLEEP!*ing work on time!

A Uniform Plan For Tarabostes's Students?
The Issue

A random PTA meeting has brought the debate over school uniforms to your attention.

The Debate

1. "I think uniforms are great," says Elizabeth Rifkin, your Minister of Education during a cabinet meeting. "They instil a sense of community within our schools which lowers crime - and the pupils can go about their daily business without having to worry about being browbeaten by their classmates for not wearing the latest trainers. Tarabostes simply cannot do without them. If the children don't like them, then hard cheese."
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2. "Dude, your plan stinks," says May Longfellow, leader of The Students Union. "Our clothing is part of who we are; it lets us express ourselves just by passing someone in the corridor. To say we must wear these inhibiting uniforms is an affront to our personal freedom! So back off with the uniforms, dude, students should be allowed to go to school dressed however they like. Or not dressed, if that's their style."

Computer Users Fed Up With Heaps of Spam!
The Issue

A survey citing a tremendous increase in unsolicited emails has added fire to the subject of what many view as a scourge of the Internet.

The Debate

1. "The spam problem is out of control," states anti-spam advocate Buy Longbottom. "I get at least fifty spam e-mails a day. That isn't even counting the spam people are posting to my newsgroup and to my messageboard. This junk is a waste of time in that I have to delete it and a waste of my money in that I have to buy anti-spam programs-which hardly work anyway. People get swindled by this stuff - it should be a crime, just like regular fraud."

2. "A ban on all spam is a restriction on our freedom of speech and on the freedom of the press!" screams Steffan Winters president of Citizens for Internet Freedom. "What is the government to say what is and isn't commercial spam? Could they haul charity representatives off to jail for seeking donations? Could they jail politicians for using e-mail to try and gain votes? Could they arrest me if I accidentally send my erotic novel-in-progress to the wrong address? Seriously, spamming is a subjective offense and as such should not be considered a crime."

3. "Both sides are wrong," grumbles government paper-pusher Buffy Hamilton. "Spam is definitely a problem, yet so is the restriction on freedoms which some draconian anti-spam codes would impose. I propose a ban on overtly fraudulent spam, and a tax on more legitimate businesses that rely on spam as an advertising method, and a strict legal definition of spam that would ensure no innocent person was prosecuted or taxed."
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VREAU!

2008-02-15T20:55:00.002+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:
Nazi Sympathizers Plan Rally
The Issue

Far-right-wing Nazi supporters plan to stage a rally in the city center tomorrow, giving voice to their violent, racist views.

The Debate

1. "Frankly, I'm appalled that the government can even consider allowing this travesty to go ahead," says prominent Jewish personality Beth Mombota. "We can't let these animals broadcast their message of hate. Surely Tarabostes is too civilized for that."
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2. "It's exactly because we're civilized that we must let the demonstration proceed," says free speech campaigner Charles Wall. "We may not like what they have to say, but in this society, people have the right to argue whatever political view they want, no matter how hateful, selfish, or stupid it is."

Southern Tarabostes Demands Semi-Autonomy
The Issue

Politicians from a distant and obscure part of Tarabostes have been calling for the government to split Tarabostes into various semi-autonomous regions, each with an elected council to govern their designated area.

The Debate

1. "The government is too centralised," complains rural villager, Billy Rifkin. "We get these big-city politicians making rulings that affect our way of life, when they have absolutely no idea what our way of life is! One of them even suggested that farmers should be banned from picking crops in case they disturbed the local wildlife! What we need are various councils to govern their own part of Tarabostes, giving us the chance to have our say on laws affecting our area. It'll bring politics to the people! Of course this will require the implementation of a council tax to fund it all, but if that's the cost of more political freedom, then so be it!"

2. "Councils? Are you mad?" gasps political commentator, Lars Winters. "Most of the politicians we already have earn very large sums each year - and you want to employ even more?! We must not listen to the whims of some dangerous separatist movement; next they'll be wanting independence! I suggest we keep the government in one place where we can keep an eye on it and stop creating more jobs for over-paid politicians. Heck, why not trim off the ones we don't need while we're at it and give some leeway to the taxpayers? Anyway, if we allowed places like West Tarabostes to make decisions for themselves, they would soon be introducing laws allowing them to marry their cousins or something - you know what they're like..."
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3. "These people are obviously power-hungry lunatics," whispers Hope Dredd, one of your innumerable advisors. "They're simply trying to loosen your grip on the nation! Let's just send anyone who opposes your absolute rule to the gallows and ban elections. We hardly need them when you always know what to do! There may be some protest, but we can just lower taxes and they'll be as happy as clams."

Blood Banks Running Dry
The Issue

A violent and rather messy stampede of sabertooth-tigers during a parade in your honour has brought widespread media attention to the shortage of blood, plasma and platelet donors in Tarabostes.

The Debate

1. "Blood donation should be compulsory!" argues Faith Johnson, a spokesperson for the Tarabostes Blood Donors' Association. "We can't expect citizens to come flocking to donate blood just out of the goodness of their hearts, so the government should take the matter into its own hands. If we could maybe require healthy citizens to... let's say... donate blood every three months, we wouldn't have such a problem with shortages. It'll require more funding to organise and carry out, yes, but your people are worth it, aren't they?"

2. "Don't listen to that devil worshipper!" preaches Jazz Wu, a Jehovah's Witness. "It isn't up to us to decide what should be done, it is God, and only God, who decides what someone should do with their blood. I'd rather die clean and go to Heaven, thank you very much! We must heed this Gospel and ban blood donations now! Of course some people will die, but they will be rewarded in the afterlife for obeying His word."

3. "You're kidding, right?" burbles anaemic patient Pete Gutenberg from a hospital bed. "I'm not going to let some closed-minded priest tell me what I can and can't do with my blood! But I don't think people should be forced to give blood; they just need incentive, that's all. Like money. Trust me, any kind of 'forlorns For Blood' scheme will have them almost begging to donate. It's the only humane way to ensure that people like me are getting the care we need. If you're worried about funding just get it from those religious nuts... they're not helping anyone with it."

4. "I have an even better idea," says Zeke Chicago, a prison officer. "How about we force every healthy prisoner to donate blood? It's about time they gave back to society what they've taken away in the first place. If we do this we won't have to beg the law-abiding citizens of Tarabostes to take time out of their day to give blood. It's not like these thugs are really doing anything for us, so missing a pint or three won't matter, am I right?"
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Build Bigger Bombs, Advise Scientists
The Issue

Top military designers in your secret laboratories have proposed projects to create nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons and are looking to you for government support and funding.

The Debate

1. "This is a necessary step towards the creation of a safer Tarabostes," claims Freddy Christmas, the leading researcher. "Yes, it will mean a large areas of land will become unusable as a result of the testing, and it will cost billions of forlorns, but that's the price we must pay for our national security. Just think of the power we will have if we can turn our enemies into plate glass!"

2. "Why stop with making weapons for ourselves?" asks Buffy Wall, CEO of Wendy's Weapons stores. "We can sell them to all sorts of groups and organisations: other nations, the UN, terror- uh - freedom fighters, anyone! And we produce our own for our protection. Think of the money we can make! I'm sure none of our clients would ever even think of trying to use them to influence our government with threats or anything like that!"
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3. "You want to bring NUKES into Tarabostes?!" screams anti-nuclear protestor, Melbourne Nagasawa. "This won't make us safer - it will just give the power to destroy everything to a few people! We must hunt down the people who suggested this evil plan and have them hanged! We must protect nature from the horrible influences of science. I say ban all new weapons research!"

Streaker in Snooker Game Fiasco
The Issue

After a sixty year old man with psoriasis streaked past cameras and millions of sports fans during the snooker league playoffs, protesters have called for tougher action.

The Debate

1. "This can't go on!" says traumatized snooker player Chastity du Pont, "Children are watching sports and having them exposed to this lewd behaviour is unacceptable! I demand that these people be locked up for several years and maybe they'll have learnt their lesson!"
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2. "Oh don't be ridiculous!" scoffs prolific streaker Randy Hendrikson, "It's all just a bit of fun and the kids shouldn't be wrapped in cotton wool, or they'll learn nothing! Sports are so dull anyway, it needs a little bare skin to liven it up. Streaking should be legal!"

Eu's d'acord!

2008-02-11T15:45:00.000+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:
Think Tank Proposes Privatised Prisons
The Issue

In response to increasing costs of running state prisons, several government advisors have suggested allowing the private sector to play a greater role in managing Tarabostes's correctional facilities.

The Debate

1. "Tarabostes's prisons are in a ghastly state," says Anne-Marie Bush, representative for several large businesses. "The state now pays a fortune in forlorns each day for every prisoner. My clients will be able to operate the prisons more efficiently and charge the state far less than they're having to pay now. With our help, those in jail will be able to get themselves jobs to do and the government can imprison as many people as they like!"
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2. "This is just another scheme by multinational corporations to turn our great nation into a corporate dictatorship!" claims George W. Bush, of the Social Justice League of Tarabostes. "Just say NO to privatised prisons. We should be closing them all down so we can begin focusing on rehabilitation anyway!"

3. "Private prisons?! Rehabilitation?! How utterly ridiculous!" exclaims Steffan Gutenberg, Tarabostes's toughest police officer. "Both of these proposals will simply waste resources on the scum of society. I say that we should summarily execute all violent criminals and give their property to their victims."

Oh, The Angst!
The Issue

In response to rising rates of depression related suicides, mental health groups have called for government funding to help support treatment programs, citing various surveys that indicate psychological disorders are often an overlooked problem.

The Debate

1. "Although it is often dismissed as an irrelevant complaint, depression is a real disease, it isn't just 'all in your head'," says Bianca Wall, depression sufferer. "Depression has significant effects on groups and individuals, especially amongst teenagers. Every day, more and more people commit suicide because of this disease, but this could all be stopped if this country had a decent level of funding for support and public awareness programs."
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2. "Screw them," Max Utopia, talkback radio host, stated yesterday. "Depression isn't a disease, it's just another example of today's youth finding something to complain about. Life's never been better. In fact, just yesterday, I bought my fourth BMW. And even if it is as serious as the bleeding hearts claim, then I say we leave it and cut some of the funding being wasted on these head cases. If a few whiners jump off a bridge, it'll be good for the genepool. Natural selection, my friends. It's a great thing."

3. "Actually, a lot of depression cases in teens are related to school and all the stress and pressure young people are under to succeed. A greater effort to correct the problem of depression should start there, with more funding so that schools can provide better counseling programs." Comments Dr. Billy-Bob Rifkin, author of the book "Tomato Soup for the Soul". "That way teens who are depressed can get help even if their parents can't or won't take them to see a psychologist."

Orbital Armageddon?
The Issue

The space research organization in Tarabostes has requested more government funding for space-related research and development, and the possiblity of creating orbital weapons platforms has become a topic of intense debate.

The Debate

1. General Max Mistletoe says, "We should spend more. But not just on exploration. We should start developing Orbital Weapons! Space Marines! Armed Spacecraft! We would rule the region, and look cool doing it! Just divert some funding from environmental protection, and BAM! Sci-fi goodies!"
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2. Noted Scientist and pacifist writer Hack Bush thinks otherwise, "No! Space is a place for peace! It's the only place left we've got that we haven't screwed up. Oh, the space program still needs funding, don't get me wrong, but none of this 'military in space' stuff will do! We ought to divert funding from the military to education and space research instead!"

3. Fringe Group Leader Clint McGuffin disagrees, "Space is a total waste of time. We should spend more on stuff people actually CARE about. Like voting rights and protecting the environment! Forget that fancy-schmancy space station!"

Bug 'em All, Say Police
The Issue

The Tarabostes police force have come to you for permission to use phone taps to trace suspected criminals.

The Debate

1. "This is a great idea," says police officer Beth Chicago. "We can never have too much evidence in a case, and this will be of enormous help to us at reducing crime and seeing that those who deserve punishment get justice! If we could just get those silly privacy laws repealed and some funding we could find out stuff the government wants to know too."
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2. "This is an unacceptable intrusion into the personal lives of the population," says Pip Silk while checking under your chair for bugs. "Just imagine all of the sensitive personal information that the police will pick up! Would you like someone listening to your calls to your mother or your lover? I think not! Laws should be passed so that the government and police can't stick their big noses where they're not wanted!"

"Give Us Money!" Quoth the Poet
The Issue

The National Poetry Society of Tarabostes is demanding government-funded programs to promote the arts, especially poetry.

The Debate

1. "We need government help to promote culture." says Bill Wong, chairperson of the National Poetry Society of Tarabostes. "Poetry is the soul of our nation, the very pulse of humanity! We will ultimately be judged according to our contribution to artistic enlightenment. In other words, please provide funding for our humble mission to bring the beauty of poetry to the masses!"
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2. "Artists and poets should support themselves, like everyone else," replies Roger Mombota, spokesperson for the Capitalism Now Party. "The suffering taxpayers should be given a break. In fact, we should abolish all government subsidies for special interest groups."

3. "Poets--who needs them?!" scoffs May Rubin, Chairperson Emeritus of the Troglodyte Coalition. "These long-haired troublemakers should all be lined up against the wall and shot! That would be far more entertaining than reading some dumb poems!"

Statul Natiunii

2008-02-11T15:30:00.000+02:00

The Federation of Tarabostes
"Assimilation by preparation"

UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Few
Economy: Developing
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Romania
Regional Influence: Truckler
Tarabostes is a UN Member

The Federation of Tarabostes is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 363 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, the Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 100%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the forlorn.

Tarabostes is ranked 66th in the region and 62,342nd in the world for Most Pro-Market Nations.

United Nations Activity
Endorsements Received: 10 (Istrians, Ulpia Sarmisegetuza, Lizuca, Poliarchy, Negru-Voda, CaliforniaKhann, Los Santos - Excelsior, Imperatorium, Brailaa, Triajnon)

Ascultati acum la mine

2008-02-08T15:58:00.000+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:
Time To Put The Older Senators Out to Pasture?
The Issue

Many people are starting to think that it's time to put term limits on elected officials, given the average age of 70 years old and 40 years of service in the nation's Parliament.

The Debate

1. "It's time to get these lifetime politicians off the government payroll!" says term-limits advocate Tobias Christmas. "Let them get real jobs like the rest of us once they leave office. Besides, if they are currently a Senator, they can always run for another office like Governor. This gives people the right to elect whomever they want to run for office, just not the same office forever. It'll keep things from going completely stale!"
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2. "Wait a minute," says Hack Rubin, chairman of the national Infinite Power party. "We pay a lot of money to get those people into office. It can take several terms before we get a return on our investment, I mean, candidates. We should extend the number of years for each term, not limit the number of times a person can serve in any specific office!"

3. Your aunt's mother's step-sister's best friend's hairstylist, Elizabeth Wu, pooh-poohs the entire idea. "You know how to run your country, yes? Why deal with the hassle of elected officials and elections in the first place, yes? Eliminate elections and this entire term limit issue becomes moot, yes?"

No Pain, No Gain!
The Issue

Due to the recent capture of a foreign terrorist in Tarabostes, high-level military officials want the government to authorize torture to extract information about other terrorist activities.

The Debate

1. "Torture is the only way that we can get these idiots to tell us anything," says General Thomas Wu of Tarabostes's special forces division. "After all, violence is the only shared language we have with these scum."

2. "Are you kidding?" states political activist Max Steele. "Torture never works. If anything, it should be outlawed. What do we want to become, genocidal maniacs?

3. "There's nothing wrong with torture, but we can't make it too obvious," says Secretary of Defense Miranda Steele. "How about we simply ask them nicely, and then, if they don't tell us, we kill them? That's better just from the intimidation."
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Baseball League Steps Up To The Plate
The Issue

The Batter Up! Baseball League has begun to grow in popularity and is now seeking government support in establishing teams and stadiums throughout the nation.

The Debate

1. "Holy cow, is this gonna be great!" hollers BUBL President and sports nut Roger du Pont, wearing a fashionable giant foam finger on his right hand. "Baseball is just what Tarabostes needs right now! Think about it: soda, popcorn, hot dogs... oh, and I'm sure the economy will benefit somehow, too! All we need is the government funding to build stadiums and teams, and we'll be on every TV and in every city in the country!"
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2. "You're going to spend the taxpayer's money on WHAT?" counters Minister of Finance Falala Dredd, from a newly furnished office. "I mean, I love playing a good game of baseball every now and then, but does the government really need to go around supporting this? The only people that are going to benefit are a bunch of fat-cat burger vendors and bored hicks with nothing better to do on Sunday afternoon! We need to stop spending so much money on these ridiculous games and get back to what's really important: running the business of the country."

Scandal Rocks Tarabostes's Government!
The Issue

A tabloid magazine, The National Incriminator, has revealed the sordid details of an affair between one of your top advisors, Robert Lotsalovin, and his secretary.

The Debate

1. "They found out I did WHAT?!" Advisor Lotsalovin says in his morning meeting in your office. "This just can't happen! How can government officials do their jobs properly if we have to work under the constant scrutiny of these idiotic supermarket tabloids? I say tabloid newspapers must be banned, and we must not allow newspapers to speak ill of our government officials... for the good of Tarabostes, of course..."
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2. "Unbelievable!" says Reverend Jazz Hendrikson of the local Catholic church. "Our government officials must be held to a higher standard than this! Mr. Lotsalovin must be removed from office and jailed. We cannot allow such disgusting corruption within the halls of justice!"

3. "Whoa, whoa, hey, now..." argues Senator Max Dredd. "What happened to Mr. Lotsalovin is no different than affairs that happen all over Tarabostes every day! Before you know it, they'll be after YOUR sexual history! I think what we need to do is take the public attention off of it somehow, perhaps by... oh, I don't know... giving them a tax cut! That'll divert their attention from this momentary distraction just long enough for Mr. Lotsalovin's divorce process to end!"

Need For Speed?
The Issue

After watching the movie 'The Fast and the Belligerent', boyracers from all over Tarabostes have been petitioning for the abolition of speed limits.

The Debate

1. "Today's cars are safer at high speeds than ever before," argues Lars Broadside, editor of Sports Car Monthly. "And long-distance commuters are tired of spending hours on the road just to get to the next city. Abolishing the speed limit would be great for the economy too! People would be more likely to go out and buy cars if they thought they'd be able to use them properly. It seems like such a shame to be puttering along at the speed limit in a magnificent car like the 450HP twin-turbo Sabertooth-tiger SX/T-7700 you know."

2. "Are you crazy?" cries Alexei Mombota, a road-accident victim. "We need lower speed limits on automobiles, not higher. You might as well enforce mandatory blindfolds on the road too, it'll come to the same conclusion! People's lives are at stake here! If people were made to drive at, say, no faster than fifty kilometres per hour, I would feel a lot happier walking the streets. Besides, if it takes a long time to get places via car then people might begin using mass transit for once."

3. "I think the current speed limits are fine, but we need better enforcement," says Peggy Johnson, the most feared traffic warden in Tarabostes. "If we required GPS tracking devices in all vehicles, we'd ticket every single speeder, no problem. In addition, we could monitor the movements of criminals and other suspicious individuals, and vastly reduce the risk of crime, terrorism, and other subversive activity. Some say that's an invasion of privacy, but if you've done nothing wrong what's there to fear?"
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Sa ne mai hotaram nitzel

2008-02-04T14:11:00.000+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:

Corporations Demand Political Say
The Issue

A well-heeled lobby group is pushing for the elimination of regulations that prevent corporations from donating money to political parties.

The Debate

1. "This is supposed to be a democratic country," Information Technology industry spokesperson Pete Wu says. "Yet these archaic laws say I can't donate money to support a political party. They put ceilings on the amount any party can spend on advertising. It's time to stop treating voters like children, and trust them to make up their own minds. Free the ballot box!"

2. "You say political freedom, I hear vote-buying," says popular anarchist Billy-Bob Mombota. "If these fat cats get their way, politicians will buy their own seat in Congress. And let's face it, a slick advertising campaign can convince a lot of apathetic voters. We need to tighten the laws, not repeal them. Money should have no place in politics!"
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3. "Frankly, I don't see why we need to have elections at all," says your brother, Jazz Wall, over a late-night malt whiskey. "You always seem to know what's best. Why not scrap the whole political system? It would make things so much simpler."

Right Of Way Or Wrong Of Way?
The Issue

An increasing number of land owners have been fencing off footpaths which run through or near their property and as a result you have been petitioned by The Rambler's and Hiker's Association to allow the 'right to roam'.

The Debate

1. Anne-Marie Thiesen, a famous hiker of Tarabostes's countryside, storms into your office, arms waving dangerously. "These pompous land owners are fencing off hundreds of years of tradition! The public should have right of way by law! It is every man's right to be able to enjoy the scenic beauty of our native lands and I don't see why some toffee-nosed prat should be the only person allowed to walk around his hundreds of acres of land when most of us don't even have one! It's simply unforgivable! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going for a walk! Wherever I ruddy well like!"

2. "It's trespass, plain and simple," says Sue-Ann Jones, wealthy owner of six mansions. "My home is my castle! If these smelly ramblers think they can abuse and defile my land, they should start thinking again! You've got to look at this reasonably: where people go, pollution follows. Before I know it I'm going to have litter in my fields, drunken parties in my woods, and more eroded footpaths than I can count! Will they be the ones paying to have it all maintained? Not likely! I say no to this 'right to roam' rubbish! This land is mine, and I intend to keep it that way."

3. "There's an opportunity in every problem," says Alexei Utopia, your Minister of Rural Affairs. "And there's always some sort of compromise. We could simply allocate some government funding to teams of environmental workers to maintain and promote our network of footpaths that anyone may use... for a price. Think of the money we could get from all those hikers and ramblers! Not to mention the tourists, birdwatchers, and hippies! Everybody wins! Except for those who can't afford the fees, I guess, but you can't please everyone."
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Minority Group Demands Language Recognition
The Issue

A group several thousands strong hailing from a remote, isolated corner of Tarabostes is staging a massive demonstration on the front steps of your capitol. They demand that their local dialect be recognized as an official language.

The Debate

1. Freddy Mistletoe, your Minister of Culture, has nothing but disdain for the demonstrators. "The language of Tarabostes is as important to our national identity as our history is. A truly erudite individual uses perfect grammar and refuses to speak as those ruffians do." Your Finance Minister is quick to chime in as well, "If business is required to print every road sign, instruction manual, and fast-food wrapper in two languages, it would increase everybody's overhead. That means higher prices for the person in the street."

2. "Smarker, but ee's gone blongie 'round the clonger! Trandy in the blang warked a newtie on the Cheebers, quaff me a duggle if it's brine. Sorky, hang our trandy high!" says May Barry, speaking for the demonstrators, in an apparently rousing response that draws a cascade of cheers. After a few uncomfortable minutes with a professional translator, you find the speaker said, "I respectfully disagree with the Minister. Multilingualism has brought stability to richly-cultured nations such as Brancaland; indeed, I challenge you to provide a single counterexample. I encourage this government to adopt a policy of multilingualism throughout Tarabostes!"

3. Clint Bush, a radical opposition member who seems to tag along to every demonstration she can find, has her own proposal. "The language barrier is keeping us all apart. What Tarabostes needs is a new identity defined by a new language that we can all agree on. That's unity without favoritism."
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Military Budgets Up For Approval
The Issue

The various branches of Tarabostes's military brought their budget petitions to your attention and, as usual, they are all asking for widespread increases over the rest of the military departments.

The Debate

1. "Clearly the army requires the greatest increase in funds this year," says Field Marshal Dave Rubin. "After all, wars were never won by air or sea and in this dangerous world we must be able to protect the interests of Tarabostes. Currently our men get hand-me-down weapons, rations I wouldn't feed a pig - the army is increasingly looking like a bad career option and we can't have that. If we're going to get recruits, we need more funding to support our brave lads in their duty."

2. "Hah! It's the Navy who needs the money, mate," says Grand Admiral Colin Li. "The army and the police forces can protect us domestically, but can they protect us from having our foreign trade cut off? Can they protect us from terrorists and pirates? How are the soldiers going to get to the enemy's borders? Swim? I think not. Fund us, the Navy, the true protectors of Tarabostes!"

3. "Despite the statements of my colleagues," says Dave Spirit, Marshal of the Air Force. "The Air Force requires more money than these men playing around with boats. We are increasingly seeing terrorists taking to the air, and more ships or guns are not going to stop that. Our people will only be safe when the Air Force has the power it needs to defend us - and for that we need more funding and more government support for industries geared towards the development of new aircraft."

4. "You're all thinking too small!" exclaims Melbourne Johnson, an avid Star Wars fan. "What we need is more research into the possibilities of space weapons! Big laser cannon and satellites with complete annihilation power! And cool spaceships! Boom! Rat-a-tata! Bang! Bang! It'll be expensive, sure, but think of the power! THE POWER!"
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5. "It's simply not good enough!" wails Jazz Thiesen, the Minister of Defence. "It's not about the money - it's the manpower. Not enough people by far are signing up! All we seem to be getting nowadays are drunks and people who volunteered for a dare. The current conscription laws need to be either more strictly enforced or drastically rewritten. What I propose is a universal draft: everyone capable of pulling a trigger should become a part of the Army, Navy or Air Force. Only in this way can we ensure the dominance of Tarabostes in the region."

6. "The military is a stain on the peace-loving nature of our nation!" cries Peggy Rubin, while sporting a Rastifarian hat. "People should be allowed to choose what they do for a living! Conscription is wrong and I don't see why our tax forlorns should go to such a despicable cause! The money should be going to more important places - like our pockets!"

Madgearu e nimica

2008-02-01T16:42:00.000+02:00

The Federation of Tarabostes

Government Budget Details

Administration: $187,366,559,385.60 23%
Social Welfare: $8,146,372,147.20 1%
Healthcare: $40,731,860,736.00 5%
Education: $122,195,582,208.00 15%
Religion & Spirituality: $0.00 0%
Defence: $73,317,349,324.80 9%
Law & Order: $122,195,582,208.00 15%
Commerce: $8,146,372,147.20 1%
Public Transport: $57,024,605,030.40 7%
The Environment: $138,488,326,502.40 17%
Social Equality: $57,024,605,030.40 7%

Tarabostes Economic Statistics

Exchange Rate: 5.3847 forlorns = $1
Gross Domestic Product: $852,715,307,946.42
GDP Per Capita: $2,786.65
Unemployment Rate: 12.86%
Consumption: $0.00
Government Budget: $1,018,296,518,400.00
Government Expenditures: $814,637,214,720.00
Goverment Waste: $203,659,303,680.00
Exports: $141,985,901,226.42
Imports: $103,907,808,000.00
Trade Surplus: $38,078,093,226.42

Romania Economic Statistics

Gross Regional Product: $4,975,788,477,088,170.00
GRP Per Capita: $21,270.69
Regional Population: 233,927,000,000
Regional Average GDP: $73,173,359,957,178.97
Largest GDP: Talcvom ($426 trillion)
Smallest GDP: Cosmin177 ($12.0 billion)
Largest GDP Per Capita: Steaua Supreme ($45,786)
Smallest GDP Per Capita: Dobruja ($287.51)
Largest Trade Surplus: L E F ($5.44 trillion)
Largest Trade Deficit: Talcvom ($1.53 trillion)

Zee Germanz

2008-02-01T16:19:00.000+02:00

The Federation of Tarabostes
"Assimilation by preparation"

UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Reasonable
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Romania

Regional Influence: Vassal
Tarabostes is a UN Member

The Federation of Tarabostes is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 306 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Copyright laws have been abolished, sabertooth-tiger populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the forlorn.

Tarabostes is ranked 15th in the region and 16,339th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

United Nations Activity

Endorsements Received: 7 (Istrians, Ulpia Sarmisegetuza, Lizuca, Poliarchy, Negru-Voda, CaliforniaKhann, Los Santos - Excelsior)

Sa mai vedem

2008-02-01T15:55:00.000+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:

International Community Comes Doorknocking
Government Acts
The Issue
The international community has appealed to Tarabostes to increase humanitarian aid to the world's poorer nations.
The Debate
1. "We must increase foreign aid," says beaded local peace activist Akira Summers. "Compared to some of these nations, Tarabostes is swimming in forlorns. Let's face it, not every nation in the world is lucky enough to have a government like ours. Let's show some compassion to our less economically gifted neighbors."
2. "Talk about a way to flush forlorns straight down the toilet," argues Think Tank member Beth Dodinas. "What I've noticed is that whenever we do give something, it's never enough: a few years later they're back asking for more. The best way to help these poor nations is to stop shielding them from the logical consequences of their idiotic, long-debunked socialist economic policies."
3. "Relief wouldn't hurt us... if we 'relieved' the right countries," suggests government advisor Faith Gutenberg. "We give them a little humanitarian aid, they give us access to their Information Technology markets... it's win-win. Nothing wrong with a little quid pro quo, especially for a good cause."
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Uranium Deposit Promises To Enrich Tarabostes
Government Acts
The Issue
Prospecting company Nukes4U has uncovered a large uranium deposit in Tarabostes's south-west.
The Debate
1. "This is a terrific find!" claims Nukes4U CEO Pete Wu. "It will provide an enormous stimulus to our economy and create thousands of new jobs. It's win-win! All we need from the government is permission to bulldoze the rainforest that's on top of the deposit."
2. "You've got to be kidding," says Green politician Bianca O'Bannon. "This rainforest is thousands of years old! This country needs more environmental protection, not less. And to destroy the environment in order to mine uranium that then goes into nuclear bombs--well, that really sticks in my craw."
3. "There's no need for an either-or decision," says the government's Minister for Mining, Clear-Felling, and the Environment. "We can preserve most of the rainforest and allow mining of a small part. After all, think of all the good that the money from this uranium deposit can bring to Tarabostes."
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Noi hotarari

2008-01-31T10:44:00.002+02:00

Plague Of The Hybrids!
Government Acts
The Issue
Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange sabertooth-tiger-like dogs eating all the crops in fields.

The Debate
"This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Jazz Trax, an angry farmer. "The sabertooth-tiger was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they're breeding so quickly they're swamping the environment! We can't make a living like this! You've got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we'll be eating is fish."

"We can't just destroy these creatures!" exclaimed Roger Love, owner of Tarabostes's biggest safari park. "They may look ugly to you, but I think they're just beautiful. We need to study them and understand them; think of what we could learn! These wonderful beasts may be a little harmful to the environment, but think of the people who will flock to see them! It would be an educational experience! Think of the money!"

"We could always just kill off all the dogs," Hope Gutenberg of the "Keep The Species Pure" foundation whispers to you in a conversation. "The sabertooth-tiger is one of the many things our country is famous for; any perversion of its image reflects upon us all! We can't have their image spoilt by these ugly abominations! Just get the police to go around and kill them all and we can rest easy knowing our countryside is safe!
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Compulsory Military Service Under Attack
Government Acts
The Issue
Concerned mothers and nervous school-leavers are petitioning the government to abolish compulsory military service.

The Debate
"Our children are forced to be trained to murder!" protests Aaron Licorish, chairman of the Parents Against All Things Violent organisation. "For too long now the government has been snatching away our children and training them to become killing machines. This arcane practice must be banned at once! Sure, some of them could end up breaking into cars or terrorising old people, but hey, kids will be kids, right?"

"What a preposterous idea!" scoffs Drill Sergeant Peggy Bush. "The youth of Tarabostes has never needed the discipline provided by the armed forces more than it does today, and with all those rogue states out there we need all the recruits we can get! If anything, the government should lengthen the required service and drop the minimum age to something more reasonable."
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Water Supply Problems Becoming a Major Drain
Government Acts
The Issue
Due to the explosive population growth in Tarabostes, coupled with recent droughts, people are beginning to worry about the nation's decreasing water supply, and who should get first dibs on the vital H20.

The Debate
"We need this water to raise our crops," says incensed farmer Melbourne Dredd. "If it wasn't for us farmers, the rest of Tarabostes would be starving. How about laying the blame where it belongs, and look to those cookie cutter suburban houses with their green lawns and pristinely washed mini-vans!"
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"It is my right to have the most beautiful lawn in the neighborhood," says neighborhood spokesman Alexei Chicago. "Our community spends a lot of effort cultivating a nice environment for our kids to grow up in. Why, if they didn't have these nice lawns to play in, they would be hanging out on street corners peddling drugs, or worse! Won't someone please think of the children?"

"Here is a novel idea," proclaims Falala Falopian, spokesperson for radical environmental group Leave Nature Alone. "How about getting rid of all these dams and irrigation projects that are getting in the way of Mother Nature's plans for the water. It is time to allow the rivers to take their natural courses and leave the environment alone. I'm sure things will work out fine if we let Nature take its course."

"Obviously, who gets how much water is only a part of the problem," notes famed population-control advocate Stephanie Summers. "We must try to curtail the rapid growth of our population, whether by limiting the amount of children people may have, or by deporting immigrants and criminals... we must get a handle on our population before we can hope to correct this water supply problem."

Illegal File-Sharing Flares
Government Acts
The Issue
A surprise raid conducted on ISPs over the last week in Tarabostes shows that more than 30% of all Internet data transfer in Tarabostes at one time or another is used by illegal file-shares to illegally distribute files, most notably songs.

The Debate
"What we need to do is hack their computers and format their hard drives," says Chastity Summers, recording industry representative. "People need to be taught to not mess with the law. This is theft, pure and simple. And they're not only halving our revenue to tune of billions of forlorns, but you are also stealing a few hundredths of a forlorn from the artist for every song they steal. THINK OF THE STARVING ARTISTS!"

"Yo, dude, like, don't be hatin' man," says teenager Miranda Love. "We're like, going to change the whole structure of our society. Everything should be like, publicly available to, like, everybody, dude. Copyrights are so, like, uncool man and we need to get rid of them. That'd be totally radical, and cool as well."
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"Yo, dang, blizzity blang, yo, this ain't, right, yo," says Buy Wu, famous rapper with three platinum albums. "Dang, yo, we dang need to copy-protect my dang CDs, yo. That dang playability life dang decreases, yo, but it's the only way to stop this, dang, yo."

Rezultatele reformelor

2008-01-31T10:44:00.001+02:00

The Federation of Tarabostes is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 301 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, the Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 100%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, an enfeebled opposition party spends most of its time simply trying to stay on the ballot, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and the government pours millions of forlorns into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the forlorn.

Pana una alta

2008-01-29T20:49:00.000+02:00

The Federation of Tarabostes
"Assimilation by preparation"

UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Romania
Regional Influence: Vassal

The Federation of Tarabostes is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-working, cynical population of 289 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, the Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 99%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

The government snoops on private internet connections, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, and every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the forlorn.

Tarabostes is ranked 39th in the region and 36,790th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

United Nations Activity
Endorsements Received
: 6 (Istrians, Ulpia Sarmisegetuza, Lizuca, Poliarchy, Negru-Voda, CaliforniaKhann)

Trecu ceva vreme...

2008-01-29T20:38:00.000+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:

An Archaeological Altercation
Government Acts
The Issue
During the construction of a new Hyper-Mega-Ultra-Super Mall, construction workers have unearthed what appears to be an ancient temple. A furious debate has arisen between those who wish to preserve it, and those who need their retail therapy.

The Debate
"This is the perfect opportunity to learn more of our nation's history!" says Professor Freddy Longfellow, head of the archaeological department of the Tarabostes History Museum. "All building work must be halted immediately so that my team can study this remarkable piece of our nation's past. To bury these ruins under some concrete eyesore would be criminal!"
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"It's all very nice to get to know some more about our past," argues foreman Konrad Winters. "But that's just the thing! It's the past! We must think of the future. If you allow those decrepit fossils to take over this place, you put at risk the future of our economy! Today it's archaeological digs, tomorrow it's 'preservation of the environment'. Just let me bulldoze the worthless pile of rubble and bury it under a few hundred tonnes of concrete."

"Behold, the hour has arrived! The Holy Temple of Firefury Amahira has been unearthed!" proclaims Yon-Zhauryg v'Klot, leader of the Cult of the Undead Sabertooth-tiger. "This land is sacred, and must not be befouled by these corporations! No-one but the enlightened children of Firefury must be allowed to venture inside our rediscovered sanctuary, where we will perform the required rituals to please the Great Goddess and prevent Her from unleashing Her wrath upon the world."

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

Minorities Demand Representation in TV Soaps
Government Acts
The Issue
Tarabostes's TV soaps--famous around the region--have come under fire for their lack of ethnic diversity.

The Debate
"Every night my family and I sit down to watch 'The Brash and the Backstabbing'," says Roxanne Jefferson. "But where are the Liliputians like myself? Where are the Bigtopians? The Marche Noirians? People from those cultures can be just as brash and backstabbing, but we never see them on the screen. The government must act to remove this silent apartheid from our TV screens."

"Those Liliputians don't know how good they have it," says Calvin du Pont, spokesperson for the Tasmanians Against Ethnic Stereotyping. "Tasmanians are on television all the time, but always in crude, stereotypical roles. The answer is not to enforce ethnic quotas, but to award government prizes for the positive portrayal of minorities. That'll work better, and be cheaper, too."
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"The government should do what now?" says TV studio executive Charles Falopian. "You've got to be kidding. We make soaps here, not documentaries. I should be able to put whichever characters I want into my shows. Quotas! Government prizes! God save me! Hasn't the government got anything better to do? Why don't they just back off and let society work out these things on its own?"

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

Two Parties For Too Long?
Government Acts
The Issue
Representatives of several minor political parties have joined their voices to object to stiff ballot access requirements.

The Debate
"Two-party politics is squeezing the life out of democracy in Tarabostes," laments May Winters, leader of the Pragmatic Radical Party. "The Liberal Conservatives and Progressive Traditionalists have a monopoly on public policy - or duopoly, whatever you want to call it. The point is that there's hardly any difference between them, and their chokehold on the electoral process lets hacks and crooks stay in office forever. Ballot access rules must be loosened so we can give the voters a truly democratic choice."

"People are afraid to support 'third' parties because they're afraid of seeing the 'bad guys' get elected," says Samuel Dodinas, a ballot stastician. "But if we changed the system to allow preferential voting, where you can have your votes divvied up among your other candidates if your favourite doesn't recieve a certain number of votes, then that wouldn't be a problem. Then you could let as many parties as you wanted into the game. Deserving candidates wouldn't be harmed - they'd win! Maybe a few radicals would get through, but that just proves what a great system it is!"

"What ever happened to 'one man, one vote'?" asks Bill Chicago, chairperson of the Liberal Conservative National Committee. "Changing the rules will just let all sorts of crackpots clog up the ballot and overwhelm voters with names they don't recognise - this will draw attention and support away from legitimate candidates! How do you expect the nation to function properly if the government doesn't have public support? Oh, and by the way, the Liberal Conservative Party presents a VERY clear alternative to the destructive agenda of the Progressive Traditionalists, and I'll wallop anyone who says otherwise."

"Opposition parties are such a bother," muses Bianca Gutenberg, your chief of staff. "If we allowed as many of them to be politicians as those fools in the Pragmatic Radical Party want, it would be very hard on the tax payers - and our own position in power. If we re-wrote the election rules so that a party had to reapply for recognition every time it failed to win a certain number of votes, we could knock our opposition out of the ring for good! Hey, the voters have spoken, and they asked for us. I think that just about settles it, don't you?"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 4.

Violent Violetists Demand Blood!
Government Acts
The Issue
Members of a new weird religious cult, called the Order of Violet, ask for the government to appease their mighty god by offering Her a sacrifice of the human variety.

The Debate
"What have we got to lose?" says religious freedoms advocate Falala Summers. "Just cut up a few homeless folk - it appeases this group's bloodthirsty Goddess, gets rid of unsightly bums that drain welfare, and everybody goes home happy."

"We must go much further than a few beggars!" argues the overzealous High Member of the Order of Violet, Samuel O'Bannon. "You must pass a law that everyone’s first born child must be slaughtered, on live TV if possible. Think of the viewing figures!"

"You aren't going to listen to these whackjob Violetists, are you?" comments Larry Christmas while leading a prayer group. "Human sacrifices! Surely we're too civilized to permit such barbaric practices! These lunatic fringe groups should be outlawed, their leaders should be executed!"

"Who's being a lunatic?" retorts Peggy Gutenberg of the Tarabostes Humanitarian Society. "I agree that these practices ought to be outlawed, but instead of sinking to the same level of these fanatics and killing our fellow people, why not simply start a re-education program? Even the worst person can be rehabilitated into a useful member of society, with enough time, care, and lots and lots of funding!"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 4.

Tarabostes - Without Cars, Going Nowhere Fast
Government Acts
The Issue
Ever since the government banned automobiles, furious soccer moms and commuters have been petitioning the government to revoke the ban, citing any number of troubles people have had without their cars.

The Debate
"The government was being utterly stupid in banning cars, especially at the whim of a bunch of nutjob, tree-hugging bicyclists!" cries Jean-Paul Longbottom, CEO of Coo' Stuff, Inc. "My workers are constantly late, they don't work as much because they have to leave early to walk or bike home... leaving this ban in place will only murder the economy!"

"Well, it's extremely difficult to drive my son to and from school and his after-school sports," comments soccer mom Jazz du Pont. "But I don't want my boy inhaling all those icky fumes. I say bring back cars, but put some effort into finding cleaner fuels and the like! Who cares if it costs a small fortune?"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"What do they know?" whispers a strange woman clad all in green. "You ought to clamp down on these protesters. Without cars, the people are much easier for you to control, are they not?"

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

Decizii festive

2008-01-03T12:44:00.000+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:
Traffic Cops Needed on Information Superhighway?

Government Acts
The Issue
Certain shadowy ministerial figures have proposed government monitoring of individual internet usage.

The Debate
1."In these days of terror and uncertainty, it's exactly what we need," says Roger Silk, signing an arrest warrant. "Every pervert, terrorist, bomb-building maniac and anti-government idiot is currently online. I'm not saying that we should block citizens from seeing it, but let's also watch who's seeking it out. This will give our law enforcement officers the chance to prevent crimes before they happen. If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to hide."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2."Well, I AM saying we should block out that filth," says a man in a dark hat, stepping from the shadows. "If people want to use the internet, they can view our government-approved sites. Those are swell."

3.Privacy activist Dave Summers is outraged, as usual. "Tyranny is the natural result of limiting information! Someone, somewhere, will always find something offensive -- mimes for example. Those scare the hell out of me. But should we ban them? No! Free the internet! We have nothing to fear from free information but pop-up advertising!"

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

Police Wanting Help With Their Inquiries

Government Acts
The Issue
After delayed DNA evidence put a notorious rapist behind bars the police have demanded that it be mandatory for those accused of a crime to surrender blood and tissue samples to aid the elimination process.

The Debate
1."I'm surprised this hasn't been brought up sooner," says Chief Constable Larry Wong. "If we have DNA samples of all the accused it will make solving crimes like rape and murder that much faster! Sure, some people will think it's a tad invasive, but in my experience if you're worried by something like giving up a few drops of the red stuff then you've probably got something to hide."

2."This is a breach of privacy in every meaning of the word!" criminal defence attorney Fleur Falopian exclaims. "Or three words, but this is an outrage! It's these peoples' bodies, not the government's nor the police's. If they want to give a DNA sample it should be THEIR decision! Now I'll admit there have been times when DNA sampling has helped solve a case or two but shouldn't we be upholding the inherent right of every man and woman to have their body remain unmolested unless they should so choose it? Undoubtedly! DNA sampling should only take place with the person's informed consent."

3."What about the victims of these crimes?" asks DI Charles du Pont, ever gruff and stalwart in the face of adversity. "Do they not have rights? Their right to privacy's been violated so it ought to be the responsibility of the criminal to give up his own. What I propose is the collection of DNA samples from every citizen in Tarabostes so we can track down the culprit if none of our suspects come up with anything. It'll be expensive, sure, there's 133 million people to go through... but it's just a small blood sample. Don't you think it's worth it?"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.

Tarabostes Plagued By STD Epidemic!

Government Acts
The Issue
A medical report has detailed a twenty-fold increase in infection rates over the past ten years of the sexually transmitted disease VODAIS (Viral Overactive Dysfunction of the Auto-Immune System). People all over the nation are petitioning that the government do something about the epidemic.

The Debate
1."This situation is about to explode. At this rate, this epidemic could severely impact our economy, our way of life, and even our government," says Doctor Klaus Mistletoe. "We must supply powerful drugs to all infected people, even if we have to produce and distribute it ourselves. We must also educate people on the dangers of VODAIS and supply condoms to all sexually active males. Sure, we'll need to divert tax money from the military to fund all this, but what good is a military if the soldiers are too sick to fight?"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2."If you supply condoms, you'll increase sexual promiscuity," scoffs religious leader Freddy Broadside. "If you supply drugs, you'll risk creating an aura of invincibility which in turn increases sexual promiscuity. Sexual abstinence is 100% effective in preventing VODAIS infection. This knowledge must be taught at all schools and workplaces, and all other choices must be ridiculed. Make celibacy the only option!"

3."Supplying drugs and condoms will not stop VODAIS infections and forcing everyone to be celibate will be the slow death of Tarabostes," whispers Health Minister Billy Hamilton in a poorly-lit back room. "Segregating the infected people is the most effective method. Everybody in Tarabostes must be tested for VODAIS. Then all the VODAIS positive people will be shipped to seperate gated communities away from the rest of us. If they need to mingle with uninfected people, then they must wear distinguishing badges that feature a Grim Reaper holding a skeletal sabertooth-tiger."

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

Genetics Brings New Life to Extinct Species

Government Acts
The Issue
Scientists have announced they are close to a breakthrough in their quest to revive the feather-bellied sabertooth-tiger, a species related to Tarabostes's national animal that has been extinct for more than a century.

The Debate
1."I, for one, applaud their work," says scientist Pete Longbottom. "And not just because I'm the project leader. This is an example of how Tarabostes's brains can mix it with the world's best. Can you imagine how wonderful it will be to have feather-bellied sabertooth-tigers frolicking in the meadows again? I say full steam ahead, and more government funding!"

2."This is a sacrilege!", says religious leader Al Washington. "These animals are extinct because God wants them dead. Cloning them would merely incur his wrath! If we proceed down this path, it'll be humans, not the feather-bellied sabertooth-tiger, who will be extinct."

3."Now, come on," says Beth Mistletoe, well-known philosopher. "You don't need to be religious to be unnerved by the top of this particular slippery slope. Today it's sabertooth-tigers, tomorrow it's dinosaurs, and we all know how that turns out. This research shouldn't be banned, but there must be strict government controls over its use."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.

La inceput de an

2008-01-03T12:42:00.000+02:00

The Federation of Tarabostes
"Assimilation by preparation"

UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Reasonable
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Romania
Regional Influence: Minnow

The Federation of Tarabostes is a very large, safe nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its cynical population of 133 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 100%. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, popular political cartoonists are thrown in jail for inciting dissent, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the forlorn.

Tarabostes is ranked 40th in the region and 33,807th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

Ia sa ne mai decidem

2007-12-28T15:28:00.000+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:
Animal Experimentation Laws Under Scrutiny
Government Acts
The Issue

Scientists and animal rights activists have once again brought up the debate over animal experimentation to your attention.
The Debate

1. "What have those poor, defenceless animals ever done to us?" asks Roger Mombota, owner of the East Tarabostes sabertooth-tiger Sanctuary. "Kidnapping these helpless creatures from their habitat simply to stick probes and needles in them is just barbaric! How would you like it if someone caged you in a lab and conducted tests on you just to find out whether a new product was fit for sale? Experimenting on animals ought to be banned!"

2. "It is not unethical," replies Dr. Abraham Chicago, the chief surgeon at Tarabostes's largest Cancer Research Clinic. "The unethical thing to do would be to deny the public of the benefit of the great scientific advancements we're making! If we have to sacrifice some animals in the name of science, healthcare, or a commerical venture, then that's just what we've got to do! Think of the lives we could save! All we require is more government support and funding for this worthy cause."

The Government Position
The government is preparing to dismiss this issue.

Dangerously Cheesy
Government Acts
The Issue

The popular daily cartoon strip "Barry the sabertooth-tiger" has always been highly critical of the political system within Tarabostes, but in recent weeks the cartoon has depicted the main characters throwing melted cheese at unpopular politicians. Inspired by this, protestors armed with fondue sets stormed a government building, cheesing off several government officials.
The Debate

1. "It's just a bit of harmless fun!", says Freddy Wall, creator of Barry the sabertooth-tiger, while spraying your advisors with melted cheddar. "If the government were doing a better job people wouldn't feel the need to throw cheese at them. We should be free to express our displeasure in any way we choose. Besides, my cartoon books are selling like hot cakes, and that's got to be good for the economy, right?"

2. "This has got to stop!" insists Pip Summers, head of the censorship board. "I spent 3 hours this morning scraping wensleydale out of my hair! Arrest these lunatics! The protestors and the people responsible for this vile cartoon, throw them all into jail!"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

3. "Arrrrrgh!" screams lactose-intolerant Hack Longbottom, a member of the public safety board, as incoming rounds of mature gouda smash the windows and claim the suits of several nearby advisors. "As I've been saying for many years now, cheese is a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands and should be outlawed. Ban all cheese now, and enforce it!"

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

A Capital Idea
Government Acts
The Issue

A crowd of penniless ex-businessmen have amassed in Tarabostes's capital city, demanding that the government return all the nationalised industry to private control.
The Debate

1. "GREED IS GOOD!" bellows Bianca Jong-Il, a famous advocate of capitalism. "The economy is stagnating terribly under government control. Complete privatisation is the only option here. It's time to give power back to the people! Well, rich people, anyway..."

2. "This it outrageous!" cries armchair revolutionary, Roger Mistletoe. "The government must maintain the principles of equality and socialism that we fought so hard for, and not sell the country to corrupt and greedy corporations. We must eject these shameful capitalists from our great nation at once!"

3. "Hey, aren't we all being a little extreme about this?" says noted economist, Billy Spirit. "Surely we could just keep the key industries, such as the electricity and water supplies, under government control and lessen the regulations on the others so they could function more independently? That way, the people can't complain that they are at the mercy of big business, and industries such as retail can function more effectively."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.

Raise Duel Standards, Say Fencers
Government Acts
The Issue

A number of well-dressed gentlemen wearing a varied assortment of swords is insisting that they be allowed to settle their private disputes on the field of honourable battle.
The Debate

1. "We must be permitted our inherent right to defend our honour through feats of arms!" exclaims Buffy King, a bewigged aristocrat sporting a particularly flamboyant swept-hilt rapier. "The right to duel is one found throughout history for the honourable settling of disputes and I must insist that my right to fight be recognised! The world would be so much better - and cheaper too - if conflicts of interest were sorted through trial by combat instead of trial by jury."

2. "Swords? Heavens, what dreadful things. All sharp and pointy - quite dangerous, you know," says Stephanie Hamilton, an ardent pacifist. "Duelling ought to be banned! The best way to settle these kind of arguments are through trials, we all know that. If we go ahead with what these duelling nutters want then innocent people will die! It will be a sad day when people value money more than justice. Apart from lawyers, obviously."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

Periodic

2007-12-28T15:13:00.000+02:00

The Federation of Tarabostes
"Assimilation by preparation"

UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Fragile
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Romania
Regional Influence: Minnow
Tarabostes is a UN Member

The Federation of Tarabostes is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 96 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the forlorn.

Tarabostes is ranked 8th in the region and 9,818th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

United Nations Activity
Endorsements Received: 6 (Istrians, Ulpia Sarmisegetuza, Lizuca, Cine-itare, Poliarchy, Negru-Voda)

Decizii

2007-12-22T11:49:00.000+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:
A Request For Military Aid

Government Acts
The Issue
A small nameless nation within your sphere of influence has gone on a genocidal rampage within its own borders, ridding itself of what their Supreme Ruler For All Eternity, Emperor Aaron Jones, refers to as 'those pesky Bigtopians'. Some escaped refugees are requesting that your government do something to end the slaughter of millions.

The Debate
"They're killing everyone!" gasps Calvin McAlpin, one of the refugees. "I implore you to please intervene and stop this murder of my people! If Tarabostes has any compassion at all then it must help us! With these madmen out of power we can finally go about rebuilding our nation as a land of justice and freedom!"

"Woah, woah, we can't just go around being a knight in shining armour for every random hell-hole on this planet," says Konrad Summers, your minister of Foreign Relations. "Should we send citizens of Tarabostes into war just so we can save a bunch of foreigners? I don't think so! Now, I'm no xenophobe, but I've gotta ask: what's in it for us? Nothing but the death of our soldiers and criticism from the rest of the region, that's what. Trouble is we're getting too much of a reputation for having a big army. So drop some of our military funding and let them fight their own wars. It's got nothing to do with us."

"Well, maybe this nation does have something we need, sir," says Chastity Fellow, your Military Advisor, while perusing a giant map of Tarabostes. "We're fast running out of land and resources here, so why not invade this place, kick out whoever's in power there, and take over? We've got the military power, so why wait? If any of those hippies in the region have somethin' to say about it, they can say hello to our missile programmes, haha!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"They have as much right to their own internal politics as we do," says activist and peacenik Chastity Bush. "While their actions may be deplorable by our standards, we can't intervene unless the legitimate government requests it. It's just an invitation to anarchy on an international scale, and nobody but a few crackpots want that."

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.

Two Mommies One Too Many?

Government Acts
The Issue
The commercial release of the controversial children's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies' in Tarabostes has sparked debate over laws concerning the adoption of children by homosexual couples.

The Debate
"I cannot understand for the life of me why anyone could possibly be against this," complains Jacob Kantelberg, showing up at your office wearing a pink feather boa. "Bart and I are good and caring people and will make excellent fathers, so what's the problem? All of the scientific studies have shown that there's no difference in the wellbeing of children raised by gay and straight couples. All that's holding these little darlings back from the happy family life that they deserve is the outdated prejudices of some prudes. All we want is to adopt a child to call our own. It'll be fabulous!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"I don't care what these so-called scientific studies say," says Max Spirit, representing a number of conservative religious organisations. "How can a boy hope to develop properly into a man if he's being brought up by poofs? A father figure is not supposed to behave as if it is 'okay' to be, um, romantically invested in another man - and the same goes for lesbians! Why? Because it is not okay. It'll just give them gay! Think about it: say you have two gay sabertooth-tigers - they can't have children because nature did not provide them with the tools and if God wanted gays to have kids then they would have those tools. Don't legalise this blasphemy! Think of the children!"

"This just doesn't go far enough in my opinion," grumbles Elizabeth Licorish an ardent opponent to homosexuality. "The more concessions we give these people, the more they'll reduce our nation to the most embarrassing gayfest of all Romania! We'll be a joke! Homosexuality is a sin, and not only that it's a disease of society and there's no two ways about it. It must be criminalised and those responsible hanged just like in the good old days."

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

Close Encounters Of The Sci-fi Kind?

Government Acts
The Issue
A recent, well-publicized UFO sighting over rural areas of Tarabostes has turned people's attention to the skies, and what... or who... might be up there.

The Debate
"This event proves one thing: there are other life-forms out there," says eccentric astronomer Roger Broadside, "All we have to do is find them! What is the price of a few hundred Radio Telescopes compared to the benefit of living in peace and harmony with our brethren of the stars?"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"Spies! It's gotta be spies! A few planes or satellites from our enemies or 'allies' in our region," rages General Klaus Clinton, head of Tarabostes's military, "The only way to keep those snoops out of our airspace is to patrol the streets 'n skies, and shoot 'em down! Even if they are some sort of little green aliens, a couple of SAM batteries and a few flak cannons'll keep 'em from abducting our sabertooth-tigers."

"Extraterrestrial lifeforms? Alien invaders? I don't know why we even have to listen to such idiocy!" complains prize-winning physicist Abraham Mombota. "In my opinion, the idea of 'aliens' on another planet is highly unlikely, and even if they did exist, getting from there to here is technically impossible! I say we forget this nonsense and stop spending our tax forlorns on it. Leave this sort of foolishness to the people who attend those 'trekkie' conventions."

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

Compensation Culture Must End, Say Corporations

Government Acts
The Issue
After a recent spate of high-profile lawsuits against corporations concerning the safety of their products, corporations have appealed to the government to change the laws of compensation.

The Debate
"It's crazy!" cries Larry Hanover, CEO of Sharp 'n' Pointy Things Incorporated. "These people should simply not be allowed to put the blame on us if they mindlessly abuse our products! I'd have thought it would be common sense not to stick your hand in a blender to 'see if it was working properly'. We need to outlaw these ridiculous lawsuits so I can get on with my business and those working in the law profession can get on with theirs."

"I'm almost inclined to agree," muses Falala Love, a nearby firefighter. "People really should know better than to dry their cats in the microwave oven. But it's also that microwave oven that should not start a fire if one leaves it running overnight. Let's just put higher national safety standards in place that all products must be certified to meet. The extra expense shouldn't worry people if it's the difference between life and death after all."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"There's nothing wrong with victims getting a little money for the damage they've suffered," claims Beth Mistletoe, Tarabostes's most notorious lawyer. "In fact we should be increasing court capacities so everyone with a complaint to file won't have to wait long before they can get before a judge. Sure it'll be expensive to implement, but maybe then the manufacturers will think twice before selling their unsafe junk without explaining things clearly in the manuals!"

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

Deocamdata

2007-12-21T23:22:00.000+02:00

The Federation of Tarabostes
"Assimilation by preparation"

UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Struggling
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Romania
Regional Influence: Minnow

The Federation of Tarabostes is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 50 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Political activists are routinely executed, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and sabertooth-tigers have more rights than the average citizen. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the forlorn.

Tarabostes is ranked 25th in the region and 37,428th in the world for Nicest Citizens.

United Nations Activity
Endorsements Received: 5 (Istrians, Ulpia Sarmisegetuza, Lizuca, Cine-itare, Poliarchy)

2007-12-16T22:50:00.000+02:00

The Federation of Tarabostes
"Assimilation by preparation"

UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Struggling
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Romania
Regional Influence: Minnow

The Federation of Tarabostes is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 29 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Political activists are routinely executed, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and sabertooth-tigers have more rights than the average citizen. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the forlorn.

Tarabostes is ranked 60th in the region and 68,435th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.

United Nations Activity
Endorsements Received: 5 (Istrians, Ulpia Sarmisegetuza, Lizuca, Cine-itare, Poliarchy)

Pana una alta...

2007-12-13T13:37:00.000+02:00

The Federation of Tarabostes
"Assimilation by preparation"

UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Few
Economy: Struggling
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Romania
Regional Influence: Minnow

The Federation of Tarabostes is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 20 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 95%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All industry is owned and run by the government, cars are banned, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the forlorn.

Tarabostes is ranked 45th in the region and 45,770th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

United Nations Activity
Endorsements Received: 5 (Istrians, Ulpia Sarmisegetuza, Lizuca, Cine-itare, Poliarchy)

Schimbari peste schimbari

2007-12-13T13:31:00.000+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:
Harry Potter Censorship Row

Government Acts
The Issue
The latest "Harry Potter" book to hit schools across Tarabostes has stirred up the greatest controversy yet.

The Debate
"I quite enjoyed the book, until I got to the part where Harry summons evil demons to do his bidding," says religious leader Larry Spirit. "Now that's just wrong. We need to restore some sense to this debate, by which I mean we should remove this book from the shelves, salt it thoroughly, and burn it."

Teachers union President Roxanne Chicago says, "Come on, the book is fantasy! And it's a damn good read. I'd like the government to issue a statement of support for our teachers and librarians, so kids can enjoy good books without interference from religious wackos, like Christians."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

Supreme Court Nomination

Government Acts
The Issue
The death of 108 year old Supreme Court Justice Zeke Christmas has created an opening on the bench. Below are the possible nominees.

The Debate
Peggy Licorish, the Former CEO of Tarabostes Products, says "I have long sat by and watched our government vicously attack the big businesses in this country. The government has no right to control businesses and I will adopt that position in all of my judgements."

Reverend Jack Hanover is nominee #2. The Reverend says "I am sick and tired of the liberals in this country ruining our family values. Every day they assault our basic sense of decency. You must vote for me to keep our families safe. Think of the children!"

Gay Activist and former Senator Peggy Hanover is nominee #3. "Our people aren't happy, we need more freedom, we need more civil rights. We must keep the government out of the bedroom. We must respect peoples right to privacy and remember that personal relations are just that, personal."

Environmental Activist Stephanie McGuffin argues, "Our government has been constantly violating Mother Earth and her rights, all our politicians talk about are civil rights, civil rights this, civil rights that, blah blah blah, we aren't important, what is important is the Earth!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The last nominee is the retired Five Star General Pip King. "We are ridiculed throughout the international community for our low quality weaponry, our police and military numbers are not sufficient. Our military must be protected from both constitutional and civilian oversight. They should be given money, and a free hand."

Finally, a tomato flies by your head flung by an angry protester. "We want to elect our own judges! This is a democracy! More power to the people! We don't want a lapdog! Separation of Powers! Get the government out of the judicial system!" He chucks another tomato at you before security escorts him out of your private office.

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 4.

Breastfeeding In Public: Innocent Or Indecent?

Government Acts
The Issue
A young mother was recently thrown out of a restaurant in Tarabostes for publicly breastfeeding her baby and 'upsetting the customers'. There are now demands for the government to state their position on the issue.

The Debate
"We should have a perfect right to feed our babies where we want and when we want without fear of harassment from anyone," declares Catherine Gratwick, a likewise young mother. "Why should women hide themselves away just to assuage the silly attitudes of these narrow-minded fogies? It's totally natural, and much healthier than bottle-feeding for both mother and child so why the fuss? Today, women are afraid to breastfeed in public and the law should be on their side - if not for their benefit, then for that of the children."

"I think it's just wrong, wrong, wrong," says Max Li, in reply to an online survey. "These women should cover themselves up and feed their kids away from sight like respectable folk. It's not like bottles don't exist! I don't want to have to look at that sort of thing when I'm having a romantic dinner or going on a nice leisurely walk down the street, you know. It should be a private thing, like other bodily functions that I rather care not to mention."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"I'm not against mothers breastfeeding in public," says Charles Clinton, a manager of human resources. "But what I find objectionable is that women could be allowed to breastfeed at the workplace when they should be doing more productive things like, well, working. They can't do that if they want to entertain and feed their baby at the same time can they? Can you imagine policewomen doing this on the job? Doctors? Politicians? Mark my words, this is a bad path to take and will ultimately be disruptive to the national economy. And my bonus."

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

Drepturi??? Eu am drepturi, restul obligatii!

2007-12-11T22:41:00.000+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:
People Request Not So Much Dictatorship, If That's All Right

Government Acts
The Issue
While effusively praising Tarabostes's leadership and bowing repeatedly, a delegation has humbly requested that the government take a more "modernistic" view in the future.

The Debate
The High Minister for Finance, who also happens to be your brother, dismisses the claim. "What these people fail to realize is that you know what's best for them. The alternative is anarchy! I say stick to your course. And execute these wackos for treason."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"Perhaps the people could be given some more political freedoms," muses your Chief of Staff, who is your sister. "Is there really such harm in allowing public discussion of ideas? We could even have a real Opposition Party. One that isn't just full of your puppets, I mean."

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

Police Consider "Big Brother" Anti-Crime System

The Issue
The Police department is considering installing surveillance cameras in all major public areas, in an effort to crack down on crime.

The Debate
"This is a blatant invasion of the right to privacy!" says libertarian web site operator May Dredd. "Now I can't even go out in public any more without being watched? And you know this is just the beginning. Today there are cameras in city streets. Tomorrow they're peering through your bedroom window."

"Hey, I've got news for you," says Police media liaison Bianca Trax. "When you're out in public, PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU. These cameras will be extremely helpful in reducing the national crime rate. Frankly, I can't see what the fuss is about."

"This 'slippery slope' argument has got me thinking," says Police Minister Bill Longbottom. "You know, it would be a lot easier to fight crime if we watched people all the time. Not with cameras, of course. That's clearly an invasion of privacy. But how about a national database of our citizens, coupled with compulsory ID cards and barcoding? It would stop crime dead in its tracks."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.

Sa respiram adanc!

2007-12-11T09:15:00.000+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:
Reclaim The Streets!

Government Acts
The Issue
Several major city streets were clogged with bicycles this morning, as the environmental group 'Two Wheels Good, Four Wheels Bad' staged a protest. Several hundred riders ambled through downtown streets, blissfully ignoring the torrent of abuse hurled at them by thousands of motorists running late for work.

The Debate
"People are sick of dirty, smelly automobiles," said protest organizer Billy-Bob Winters. "They're choking the city, the environment--our lives! Cars must be banned!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"The only thing people are sick of is long-haired idiots riding their bicycles at two miles an hour on major thoroughfares," says committed motorist Fleur du Pont. "People shouldn't be able to protest like this. The government needs to crack down on them."

The Automotive Manufacturers Association, meanwhile, has called for government support. "It's clear that we need to boost the level of automobile support in this country. This protest this morning is a clear indication of... um... anyway, we need more government funds."

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

Meanwhile the state is... well... just look...

The Federation of Tarabostes
"Assimilation by preparation"

UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Struggling
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Romania
Regional Influence: Minnow

The Federation of Tarabostes is a small, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 14 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. The average income tax rate is 90%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, sabertooth-tigers are considered a delicacy, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and all industry is owned and run by the government. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the forlorn.

Tarabostes is ranked 42nd in the region and 56,996th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

United Nations Activity
Endorsements Received: 4 (Istrians, Ulpia Sarmisegetuza, Lizuca, Cine-itare)

Verde-i iarba

2007-12-10T18:36:00.001+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:
Economic Collapse Looms!

Government Acts
The Issue
Big business, fed up with over-regulation in Tarabostes, are heading offshore in ever-increasing numbers.

The Debate
"Good riddance!" says noted environmentalist Falala McAlpin. "Sniff that air! It's never been so clean! At last, our society is freeing itself from the consumer death-trap! I say it's time to take the final step and outlaw capitalism once and for all!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"This is a catastrophe waiting to happen," says the Chamber of Commerce. "Think of the consequences! Without big business, where do the jobs come from? Where do we get our medicine? Our cars? Our latest fashions? There are dozens of useless regulations the government could abolish today to make life easier for commerce, and it's high time they did."

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

2007-12-10T07:33:00.000+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:
Where's The Love Gone?

Government ActsThe Issue
Last night the respected tabloid TV show "60 Minutes" ran a report on Tarabostes's rising divorce rate. What is happening to the nuclear family?

The Debate
"There's a simple solution," says Pastor Felix, of the Catholic Church. "Divorce should be illegal. 'For better or worse,' anyone remember how that goes? We should return to the good old days, when you got married for life and stuck by your partner no matter how much of a drunken, abusive, adulterating disappointment they turned out to be."
[Accept]

John Black, author of the hit book, 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Some Whole Other Place,' has a simpler solution. "If couples would just call each other 'darling' once in a while, there would be far fewer relationship breakdowns. A little affection is all it takes. So the government should make it mandatory: call your spouse 'darling' at least once a day, or face a fine."
[Accept]

"There's a simple way to boost the marriage rate," says gay rights activist Clint Falopian. "Abolish those arcane laws that discriminate against same-sex marriages. It's obscene to treat people differently because of their sexual preference. Besides, everyone knows gay relationships are more stable than straight ones."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.

Meanwhile the state itself looks like this:

The Federation of Tarabostes
"Assimilation by preparation"

UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Developing
Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Location: Romania
Regional Influence: Minnow

The Federation of Tarabostes is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 12 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52%, and even higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Military spending is on the increase, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, and sabertooth-tigers are considered a delicacy. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the forlorn.

Tarabostes is ranked 5th in the region and 9,157th in the world for Most Extreme Nations.

United Nations Activity
Endorsements Received: 4 (Istrians, Ulpia Sarmisegetuza, Lizuca, Cine-itare)

Stomacul inainte de toate

2007-12-09T15:57:00.000+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:
Sabertooth-tigers On The Dinner Table?

Government Acts
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Tarabostes's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that sabertooth-tigers could be added to the menu.

The Debate
"The fact is, the sabertooth-tiger population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Bianca Mistletoe. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have sabertooth-tiger kebabs, sabertooth-tiger pies, sabertooth-tiger-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"I agree that something needs to be done about sabertooth-tiger over-population," says random passer-by Beth Nagasawa, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]

"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Miranda Fellow. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The sabertooth-tigers were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The sabertooth-tiger is part of what makes Tarabostes a great nation!"
[Accept]

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

Drepturi sau privilegii?

2007-12-08T21:30:00.000+02:00

After deciding that meat should cost more (well, the people thought it was due to an attempt to revitalize the economy, the government knowing that ecological reasons were behind the decision), a new interesting project has been brought before the authorities:

Tarabostes Decides:
Too Much Yakking, Already, Say Delegation

Government Acts
The Issue
Some people say Tarabostes's policy on free speech has gone too far.

The Debate
"These days, anyone says whatever they want with no regard to what kind of dribble is coming out of their mouths!" says angry commuter Hope Li. "It's gone too far. We should go back to the good old days, when if someone started talking garbage, we'd smack them one."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"We need more free speech, not less," argues civil rights campaigner Gregory Spirit. "Free speech allows ideas to be explored, challenged, and discussed in a productive, open forum. It teaches our kids to be critical thinkers. And dirty words, of course, but that's just the price you pay."
[Accept]

"The right to free speech is a central tenet of our system of democracy," says religious leader Lars Spirit. "But surely the right to not have your religious beliefs mocked by others is worth something, too? We mustn't put up with intolerance!"
[Accept]

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

Kabooooom!!!

2007-12-08T01:09:00.000+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:
Military Demands Increased Spending

Government Acts
The Issue
The Department of Defense has put its case for a substantial increase in funding for the coming financial year.

The Debate
"These are turbulent times we live in," says Defense Chief Fleur Wall. "Turbulent and dangerous. And the only sensible response to that, of course, is to build a lot more weapons. Unless we get the funding we need, I can't promise that we'll be able to defend Tarabostes's sovereign borders from rogue nations and foreign powers. Or those leaky boatloads of refugees, for that matter."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"NO MORE BOMBS," chant the protestors outside Parliament House, in a repetitious and increasingly annoying appeal. Spokesperson Aaron Licorish, speaking through a feedback-afflicted microphone, says, "Tarabostes needs fewer weapons, not more! Make the world a safer place! Disarm now!"
[Accept]

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

Meanwhile our state looks like this...

The Federation of Tarabostes
"Assimilation by preparation"

UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Weak
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

Location: Romania
Regional Influence: Minnow

The Federation of Tarabostes is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 9 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 45%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Retail and Basket Weaving.

The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and euthanasia is legal. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the forlorn.

Tarabostes is ranked 27th in the region and 37,914th in the world for Nicest Citizens.

United Nations Activity
Endorsements Received: 3 (Istrians, Ulpia Sarmisegetuza, Lizuca)

Mori pe limba ta

2007-12-07T09:38:00.000+02:00

Tarabostes Decides:
Cancer Sufferer Demands Euthanasia Bill

Government Acts
The Issue
Dorothy Terwilliger lies immobilized in a hospital bed, unable to move. She has end-stage cancer, and wishes to end her struggle against death. However, laws prevent her doctors from obeying her wishes.

The Debate
Dorothy and her family are campaigning for a "Dying with Dignity" bill, to change this situation. She implores the government to legalize euthanasia.

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"I understand this is a very difficult time for these people," says freelance medical writer Clint McGuffin. "But the solution is not to let our medical system slide down the slippery slope of killing people in pain. We must cure, not kill. This is not the right time for euthanasia."
[Accept]

"I agree, but go further: there is never a right time for euthanasia," says Bishop Klaus Winters. "The lives we lead are given to us by the grace of God, and he decides when they end. It is not for us to question God's divine purpose, no matter how odd or screwed-up it may seem."
[Accept]

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

Zbori in public sau doar acasa?

2007-12-06T21:22:00.000+02:00

Government Acts
The Issue
National marijuana consumption has hit an all-time high, with alarming results, a new poll has found.

The Debate
"My factory's productivity is down ten percent since marijuana was decriminalized," complains employer Abraham Clinton. "And the number of thefts from the candy machine is off the scale. This so-called 'pot' needs to be banned in all public places. Let the junkies do what they want at home, but not in my workplace."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"Whoa, dude, no need to get, like, you know," says Free Your Mind campaigner May Christmas, from his parents' basement. "This is, like, a personal choice issue, you know. It's like... whoa, just back off what I want to do with my own body. Don't let the fascists win, man. There are some hot new eckies coming in soon, they should be legal too."
[Accept]
The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

Uitare

2007-12-06T20:54:00.000+02:00

As feared, the effects of legislation not authorized by our government, but enforced upon us has already affected the level of intelligence of our people. Case in point:

The Issue
In response to a slow news week, certain highbrow newspapers have stirred up the debate over voluntary vs compulsory voting.

The Debate
"Compulsory voting makes about as much as sense as having the death penalty for attempted suicide," says civil rights activist Violet Love. "You can't force people to be free! You can only give them the choice. Besides, if all those derelicts who can't be bothered to get off their ass once every few years voted, who would they elect? I shudder to think."
[Accept]

"It's not contradictory at all," argues political commentator Stephanie McAlpin. "The fact is, if not everyone votes, the outcome isn't truly representative. Some groups--like elderly gun nuts--vote more often than others. That's why we always end up with such terrible politicians."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"This raises an interesting issue," says Falala Wall, your brother. "And that is: why do we need elections, anyway? Seems to me it would be much simpler if you just decided what was right, and did it. Wouldn't that save everyone a lot of time?"
[Accept]

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

Since this legislation has already been adopted in the above parameters, the re-emergence of the issue shall lead to it's dismissal.

Afectarea internului de catre extern

2007-12-06T19:09:00.000+02:00

Following a difficult diplomatic battle, during wich our nation fought tooth and nail against the "democratic" majority, the following happened:

UNITED NATIONS RESOLUTION #230

Fairness and Equality Act
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.

Category: Human Rights
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: SchutteGod

Description: The United Nations,

AFFIRMING the right of all people not to be targeted for abuse or discrimination based upon their gender, sexual orientation, or religious or cultural background;

RECOGNIZING the need for effective international anti-discrimination measures and additional protections for women and members of minority groups;

REGRETTING that Resolution #99: Discrimination Accord, while outlawing discriminatory practices by nations, may be interpreted as a prohibition of discrimination by governments only, while excluding discrimination by private groups, individuals and employers;

SEEKING to address the failures of past legislation in the area of human rights, much of which has been repealed on the grounds of ineffectiveness;

NOTING past affirmations of national prerogative on marriage and criminal-sentencing laws, somewhat limiting the scope of this remit;

Hereby enacts the following:

1. Unfair and unreasonable discrimination in employment, housing, education or access to services provided to the general public shall be prohibited by all member states, including discrimination based on a person's gender, race, ethnicity, nationality, skin color, language, economic or cultural background, physical/mental disability or condition, age, religion or belief system, sexual orientation or gender orientation;

2. Unprovoked violence against or intimidation of any person on previously stated grounds shall be a civil and criminal offense in all member states;

3. Nothing in this article shall be construed as to deny additional or stronger protections against discrimination and abuse already enacted by member states.

Votes For: 6,034
Votes Against: 2,943

Implemented: Wed Dec 5 2007

This led to changes in our own way of life, the future will punish those responsible:

The Federation of Tarabostes
"Assimilation by preparation"

UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:Below Average
Economy:Weak
Political Freedoms:Unheard Of

Location: Romania
Regional Influence: Minnow

The Federation of Tarabostes is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 8 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Retail and Basket Weaving.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, organ donation is compulsory, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the forlorn.

Tarabostes is ranked 10th in the region and 7,414th in the world for Happiest Citizens.

United Nations Activity
Endorsements Received: 1 (Istrians)

Cum stam azi...

2007-12-05T16:24:00.000+02:00

The Federation of Tarabostes
"Assimilation by preparation"

UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Developing
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of
Location: Romania
Regional Influence: Minnow

The Federation of Tarabostes is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 7 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Retail and Basket Weaving.

Voting is compulsory, nudity is frowned upon, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the forlorn.

Tarabostes is ranked 53rd in the region and 58,967th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

United Nations Activity
Endorsements Received: 1 (Istrians)

Cateva Hotarari

2007-12-05T09:35:00.000+02:00

The Issue

A group of emergency room doctors has petitioned the government to introduce mandatory organ donations.
The Debate

1. "It's not as crazy as it sounds," says Dr. Miranda Broadside. "Every day, people die because we don't have the organs to save them. Well, that and widespread under-funding of the health system. But the point is, if the government allowed us to take organs from dead people, we could save hundreds of lives a year. And come on, it's not like dead people need them."
*This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2. "You keep your damn hands off my organs!" says alarmed hospital patient Falala Thiesen. "They are my organs, and I'll do with them what I like. The government has no right to my body."

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

The Issue

It's time for the government to hire a new religious advisor. Your people have narrowed down the candidates to:
The Debate

1. Catholic Archbishop Freddy Li: boasts an excellent track record, having rapidly increased church attendances in his constituencies through the "Reaching God Through Guilt" program. Seen as a solid choice.

2. New Age thinker Steffan Broadside: a left-field candidate with some radical ideas. "For me, it's not about the name of your religion. It's about discovering your spirituality in whatever guise that takes. Some people call that a cult: I call it taking spirituality to the people."
*This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

3. Finally, there's Faith Hendrikson. "If I am awarded the appointment, I will immediately resign," the ex-schoolteacher has declared. "Because, frankly, God is a big load of hokey. I'll be doing everyone a favor by just shutting up about it."

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

Inceputurile

2007-12-03T16:55:00.001+02:00

The Federation of Tarabostes - teh beginningzez

"Assimilation by simulation"

UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:Some
Economy:Developing
Political Freedoms:Unheard Of
Location: Romania
Regional Influence: Minnow

The Federation of Tarabostes is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass -- devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 39%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Retail and Basket Weaving.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tarabostes's national animal is the sabertooth-tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the forlorn.