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Tarabostes Decides:
Sabertooth-tigers On The Dinner Table?

Government Acts
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Tarabostes's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that sabertooth-tigers could be added to the menu.

The Debate
"The fact is, the sabertooth-tiger population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Bianca Mistletoe. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have sabertooth-tiger kebabs, sabertooth-tiger pies, sabertooth-tiger-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


"I agree that something needs to be done about sabertooth-tiger over-population," says random passer-by Beth Nagasawa, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]


"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Miranda Fellow. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The sabertooth-tigers were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The sabertooth-tiger is part of what makes Tarabostes a great nation!"
[Accept]

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.